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Team Just
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We Force Blockchain Adoption.
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Vitalik played our game once.
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We're worse at valve time than valve.
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We do blockchain stuff.
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We don’t program in a stop button.
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We’re bad at timers.
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We specialize in funny robots.
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We never make empty promises.
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If you can exploit it, we show you how.
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We know Autodecentric technology is the next big thing.
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Our technology actually exists.
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We made a game on monero but we lost it.
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We actually did ask for this.
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Infura secretly hates us.
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We break stuff so that you can watch.
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We treat you with algorithmic generosity.
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Imagine Spy vs Spy, that's our workday.
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We need to stop breaking etherscan.
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We weaponize decentralization.
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We make memes into money.
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We evoke emotional experiences.
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Only one of us lives on the blockchain.
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You can have these buzz words, we'll make new ones.
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We decentralize paradoxal economics.
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We still don't have lambos.
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We put you back in control.
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Please don't patent us.
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Do not attempt to decentralize yourself at home.
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JUST a developer, nothing to see here.
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Autodecentric, a twist on the greek "autokentrikós"
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The team you don't have to trust.
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We invent new words that define new words we need to define.
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don't worry, we'll fix it.
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We audit the way you use cryptocurrency.
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Just a game is literally not just a game.
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Be ready to love our robots
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We make blockchain tasty.
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This is financial advice, it's just bad.
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A team you don't have to trust.
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We redefine what currency can do.
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Also known as Team JUST.
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We make fun of everything blockchain.
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The ethereum mining cartels hold our games ransom.
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We help blockchain security evolve.
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We can be exchanged for goods and services if you try hard enough.
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We created three dimensional cryptocurrency.
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The embodiment of "You're here forever"
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We know what you invested in last summer.
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Breaking things for the good of future things.
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Our software isn't very soft.
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We don't want control of your money.
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We introduce you to accounting robots.
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We decentralized the act of decentralization through autodecentricity.
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We hope you don't JUST yourself.
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We really make you think.
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We popularized blockchain dividends.
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We know who Satoshi Nakamoto is.
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Also not giving away free eth... yet...
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No we don't play league.
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We're still not sure what litecoin is for.
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We made an A.I with a single goal, survive.
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We let you exit scam your friends.
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Accidentally some of the biggest names in blockchain
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We want blockchain to be better.
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We need to stop breaking metamask.
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We help you mine weak hands.
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We love random messages.
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We're making ochlochracy a thing... again.
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Chaotic Neutral as a lifestyle.
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We incentivize chaos, so you're hired.
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We accidentally pumped ETH... twice.
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We’re scaring the banking institutions.
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We know who won Fomo3D.
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We accidentally decentralized the entire thing.
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Our next project involves sharks.
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We never needed an ICO.
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We invent buzz words.
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Anonymous, because our code decides the law, never people.
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We can show you the future, wait for it…
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We made a game about timers to prove a blockchain is bad at timers.
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The Ethereum developers love us!
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We make self-decentralizing technology.
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We weaponize emotional unpredictability.
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We keep breaking things by making things.
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We invented spam email, so that Etherscan could filter it.
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We specialize in magical internet money beans.
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We break cryptocurrency norms.
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We technically make money work for you, literally.
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We love the snek of dividends.
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Aspiring to be who children lie about their dad's working for.
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If you see this message, good luck will come to you.
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We solve problems we invented.
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We're angry, angry about metamask.
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Is this a smart contract?
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We specialize in meta ironic sarcasm.
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We never lie to our Audience.
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We promise only what we can guarantee.
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We’re pretty sure just.game is an A.I
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We let you exit scam us.
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We hate publicity, it's sticky.
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We ask devs impossible questions at blockchain events. 😛
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We build first party infrastructures.
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We believe in what you believe, but more decentralized.
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We love Vitalik’s shirts.
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If it's not decentralized, it's not cryptocurrency.
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We’re not sure what to put here.
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We pioneer bonded algorithmic systems.
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We made A.I on a blockchain inspired by a movie about A.I
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Our dad works for bitcoin.
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We'll make you a blockchain king.
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This message brought to you by Team JUST.
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We change how the world thinks of money.
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We believe financial code should be as trustworthy as law.
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We specialize in pareto economics.
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We're anonymous, or are we?
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Bet ya can't read just one.
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We take making blockchain less serious, seriously.
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Someone's going to copy this line anyway.
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We'll talk to the bogdanoffs for you.
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If you betray us, make it entertaining.
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We hate third parties.
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We're like if that Nigerian prince wasn't lying to you.
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We love the curvy robot.
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We kinda know how blockchain works.
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You’ve probably pressed a button we inspired.
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We made autodecentric.org
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We're going to make our own blockchain, without blackjack.
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Whatever we broke, we didn't do it.
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Our bags hold themselves
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We change the flavor of cryptocurrency.
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You really don't want us on your blockchain.
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We secretly hate the blockchain.
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Currently developing Ethereum: Satoshi's Vision.
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We never sold our p3d.
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We invent autodecentric infrastructures.
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Our creations eventually turn on us.
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Careful or we'll decentralize you too.
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We make things that glow neon.
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We make games out of blockchain exploits.
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Programming blockchain viruses so McAfee will notice us.
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We do madman mathematics.
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We decentralized a timelocked lottery.
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We eliminate third parties from your wallet.
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We might use chainlink for something eventually.
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We invented those blockchain referral links you see everywhere. Sorry.
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We'll help you UNJUST yourself.
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We break the rules around your wallet.
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We use our funds on development, not lambos.