Team Just

We are Team JUST,

  • We Force Blockchain Adoption.
  • Our bags hold themselves
  • We believe in what you believe, but more decentralized.
  • We can show you the future, wait for it…
  • We weaponize decentralization.
  • We make self-decentralizing technology.
  • We invented those blockchain referral links you see everywhere. Sorry.
  • We never make empty promises.
  • don't worry, we'll fix it.
  • We eliminate third parties from your wallet.
  • Aspiring to be who children lie about their dad's working for.
  • We believe financial code should be as trustworthy as law.
  • We're going to make our own blockchain, without blackjack.
  • We don’t program in a stop button.
  • Also known as Team JUST.
  • Programming blockchain viruses so McAfee will notice us.
  • We break stuff so that you can watch.
  • We do madman mathematics.
  • You really don't want us on your blockchain.
  • We're making ochlochracy a thing... again.
  • We decentralized a timelocked lottery.
  • Also not giving away free eth... yet...
  • We specialize in funny robots.
  • We incentivize chaos, so you're hired.
  • We use our funds on development, not lambos.
  • We let you exit scam your friends.
  • We're like if that Nigerian prince wasn't lying to you.
  • We’re scaring the banking institutions.
  • We actually did ask for this.
  • We’re not sure what to put here.
  • You’ve probably pressed a button we inspired.
  • We need to stop breaking metamask.
  • We made autodecentric.org
  • We make things that glow neon.
  • Vitalik played our game once.
  • Only one of us lives on the blockchain.
  • We treat you with algorithmic generosity.
  • We help blockchain security evolve.
  • We're anonymous, or are we?
  • The ethereum mining cartels hold our games ransom.
  • We specialize in magical internet money beans.
  • Autodecentric, a twist on the greek "autokentrikós"
  • We change how the world thinks of money.
  • Is this a smart contract?
  • Accidentally some of the biggest names in blockchain
  • The embodiment of "You're here forever"
  • Our technology actually exists.
  • We made A.I on a blockchain inspired by a movie about A.I
  • We don't want control of your money.
  • The team you don't have to trust.
  • We're still not sure what litecoin is for.
  • Careful or we'll decentralize you too.
  • Someone's going to copy this line anyway.
  • Anonymous, because our code decides the law, never people.
  • We hope you don't JUST yourself.
  • We introduce you to accounting robots.
  • We kinda know how blockchain works.
  • We love the curvy robot.
  • Our software isn't very soft.
  • We'll help you UNJUST yourself.
  • We promise only what we can guarantee.
  • We specialize in meta ironic sarcasm.
  • We break the rules around your wallet.
  • We never needed an ICO.
  • Be ready to love our robots
  • We'll make you a blockchain king.
  • We made a game on monero but we lost it.
  • We're angry, angry about metamask.
  • We pioneer bonded algorithmic systems.
  • We know who won Fomo3D.
  • We keep breaking things by making things.
  • We made an A.I with a single goal, survive.
  • We let you exit scam us.
  • Please don't patent us.
  • We hate publicity, it's sticky.
  • We'll talk to the bogdanoffs for you.
  • We never lie to our Audience.
  • We make games out of blockchain exploits.
  • We solve problems we invented.
  • We break cryptocurrency norms.
  • We change the flavor of cryptocurrency.
  • We weaponize emotional unpredictability.
  • JUST a developer, nothing to see here.
  • The Ethereum developers love us!
  • We made a game about timers to prove a blockchain is bad at timers.
  • We invent new words that define new words we need to define.
  • We hate third parties.
  • We can be exchanged for goods and services if you try hard enough.
  • We love Vitalik’s shirts.
  • Imagine Spy vs Spy, that's our workday.
  • Bet ya can't read just one.
  • Our dad works for bitcoin.
  • We need to stop breaking etherscan.
  • No we don't play league.
  • We know Autodecentric technology is the next big thing.
  • We invent autodecentric infrastructures.
  • We might use chainlink for something eventually.
  • If you see this message, good luck will come to you.
  • Do not attempt to decentralize yourself at home.
  • We’re pretty sure just.game is an A.I
  • Breaking things for the good of future things.
  • We know what you invested in last summer.
  • We created three dimensional cryptocurrency.
  • We ask devs impossible questions at blockchain events. 😛
  • This message brought to you by Team JUST.
  • We decentralized the act of decentralization through autodecentricity.
  • We’re bad at timers.
  • We know who Satoshi Nakamoto is.
  • Whatever we broke, we didn't do it.
  • You can have these buzz words, we'll make new ones.
  • We never sold our p3d.
  • We're worse at valve time than valve.
  • We invented spam email, so that Etherscan could filter it.
  • We love random messages.
  • We accidentally pumped ETH... twice.
  • We popularized blockchain dividends.
  • If it's not decentralized, it's not cryptocurrency.
  • Infura secretly hates us.
  • We make blockchain tasty.
  • Our creations eventually turn on us.
  • We invent buzz words.
  • We put you back in control.
  • We still don't have lambos.
  • Currently developing Ethereum: Satoshi's Vision.
  • We redefine what currency can do.
  • Just a game is literally not just a game.
  • We make fun of everything blockchain.
  • We secretly hate the blockchain.
  • We make memes into money.
  • We help you mine weak hands.
  • We build first party infrastructures.
  • Our next project involves sharks.
  • If you betray us, make it entertaining.
  • We really make you think.
  • This is financial advice, it's just bad.
  • We love the snek of dividends.
  • We specialize in pareto economics.
  • We accidentally decentralized the entire thing.
  • We evoke emotional experiences.
  • If you can exploit it, we show you how.
  • We want blockchain to be better.
  • We technically make money work for you, literally.
  • A team you don't have to trust.
  • Chaotic Neutral as a lifestyle.
  • We take making blockchain less serious, seriously.
  • We audit the way you use cryptocurrency.
  • We do blockchain stuff.
  • We decentralize paradoxal economics.